At Panera this morning
27 January 2007 - 11:26 am“Oh, let’s sit by the fi-yah.”
“I have a confession to make. I had two glasses of wine last night. Not one. Two.”
“That’s my 35 points for the week.”
“Last week I lost a half a pound.”
It’s the last one I take exception with. Taking a point measurement of someone’s mass is about as accurate as throwing darts at a normal distribution centered around their actual mass. Weighing someone once a week is practically worthless. That 12 ounce bottle of water you drank weighed 3/4 of a pound.
